quietinside:

It’s a show where:

• The 5th Holy Grail war is a variety game show
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• …or a Grand Prix
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• Tohsaka Rin can’t record TV shows
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• Berserker is a tennis player
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• (who does errands)
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• Lancer plays Black Beard
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• (with Gilgamesh)
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• …and is Berserker’s new best friend
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• (and Noble Phantasm)
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• …and frequently dies as a nobody “who wears blue full-body tights”
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• Caster is a die-hard Saber fan
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• Saber is a glutton
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• (who can also be found in the wild)
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• …and a maid
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• (Gothic Lolita Maid Saber and Red Saber sold separately)
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• Assassin loves the Ryuudou Temple (literally)
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• The Holy Grail contains a cat
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• (and a one-way rocket to nowhere)
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• …also, the Holy Grail is some weird mascot
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Yep, you guys should really watch Carnival Phantasm.